Why on earth out of all of the demos available did I select a Gods of War Two demo to review?
Because I wanted something easy. The most overplayed map in the history of TA, how could it have anything new to offer? It doesn't. Ever. GoW2 3 on 3s are daily occurences, and it'd have to be absolutely magnificent for it to mean anything to anybody here on TADRS.
This game fails to clear the bar. Each team has it's "star players" (Nater for B and STORMBINO for A) each team has its fair share of newbieness (Team B being dealt the weakest card in the deck), and in the end there are tons of hawks. Perhaps the biggest mistake made this entire game was letting Dokstone take bunnyhugs units after the lagout... Oh yes did I neglect to mention pelicans? There are pelicans in this game.
Before you even think of downloading this game, go and take a crap. Stand up and flush, and watch the crap dissapear down the toilet.
What you just saw was more entertaining and educational than this entire demo.