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Game
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Tourney round 2 - AnarkyD vs. Morph |
Game
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01/01/2007 |
Review
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02/05/2007 |
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Map |
Acid Foursome |
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7 |
Reviewer |
swe_abe |
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Game
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1vs1 |
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Building |
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Morph |
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Player
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AnarkyD |
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| Review |
Hello.
This review will include a lot of politically incorrect World War II references. I felt that you uneducated bitches needed a history lesson anyhow.
We have Morph vs. Big D in the second round of the tourney. Morph playing the role of Denmark in 1940. Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way, said Hitler when he looked upon the poor danes trying to offer resistance. So did big D looking at Morph. World domination is on the agenda, everything on the way is just annoying speed bumps.
So it's bad news for Morph, he's got roughly the same odds of survival as a gypsy on a bicycle, trying to get out of Berlin in 1941.
First game - Cluster Freak.
This is one of those maps where beating a better player is next to impossible. Morphs is about as fucked as the polish cavalery when they attacked german tanks in 1939.
But there's always the Pearl Harbour suprise attack. And Morph doesn't hesitate in his kamíkaze plan.
"ooups", says big D, calmly, when his con plane is killed faster then the first guy who got of the boats in Normandie in 1944.
But Luftwaffe ain't going down that easy. Fighters all over the place in a big exciting dog fight. Kinda like the heroic Royal Air Force, although I really can't decide who's the hero in this battle.
No one gets the upper hand, and both players aims for the centre isle with greedy smiles comparebale to Harry S. Truman when he saw the Hiroshima footage.
Morph boldly drops his commander on the centre isle and gets a lab up. For about a minute he feels like he's got a shot, hiding behind his own Maginot line. Ze germans walked around the line and penetrated Paris as if the city was had Hilton for last name. Big D ain't stupid enough to attack no defense line, either. He D-guns Morph's last chance and it's all over.
NEXT!
Map is Ice Scream.
Big ass map with lots of resources. Big D shines on such maps, and Morph feels like a german foot soldier stuck in Stalingrad in 1942 - knowing that not only is he fucked, it's gonna take a while with lots of pain and suffering.
Big D builds tanks and planes and expands and spread out his troops. Morph tries to keep up, but this is Big D is going el-Almein on his ass and it won't be pretty.
Big guns are built, big fleets are built. Morph grabs his gun and accepts defeat.
Big D yawns and wonders who's next.
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