Pretty sure I got the teams wrong. Not that it matters.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight kids, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Yes, these guys are pretty shitty and far from the elite. But see here's the thing, non-expert games don't suck cause the players haven't got n1 in front of their name. They suck because most average players are boring, slow, predictable and only upload brag games in hopes of looking good.
This little team game on CC is something else.
Well done. Maybe not on the actual gameplay, but on uploading this. Had me smiling.