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Game Name READ THIS! Game Date 01/01/2005 Review Date 06/05/2005
Map Gasplant Plain Rating 8 Reviewer swe_abe
Game Type 1vs1     DOWNLOAD
  Players Team Building Unit Control     Players Team Building Unit Control
Player 1 TAG_Venom A 8 8   Player 5
Player 2 PRO_Tiptushi B 8 8   Player 6
Player 3   Player 7
Player 4   Player 8
I promised Venom a good review so I had to make sure you spoiled brats took the time to read it.


The river Somme, february 1916

We're halfway through World War I and at the western front, fugg all is happening. A brittish wanker and self proclaimed genius, Sir Henry Rawlinson, decides to toss 750.000 of his fellow birts at ze germans. Unfortunatly for the birts, ze germans were well prepared and decided to shoot back. Looking out at the corpses of what used to be his impressive army, Sir Henry Rawlinson decides he needs to sacrifice private Ryan and all the other privates for that matter. Soldiers are being sent to a certain death over and over, and when all is said and done, not so Great Britain has lost half a million geezers at the frontline.

They gained 10 miles of land. This was the highlight episode of the so called trech wars. But it didn't end there...


Gasplant Plain, june 2005

Another brittish wanker decides to send his entire army to a certain death at the frontline.... sounds familiar? Them birts just never learn, do they? Sir William Robertson tried to explain, after the war, why his plan was so retarded and why he was given medals for being an arsehole. He didn't have a good excuse. Neither had Venom when I asked about his early game.


Essen, Germany, 1914

Alfred Krupp's armaments factory constructs a big fugg off gun that can fie across a smaller nation. This 43 ton howitzer could fire a 2,200 lb shell over 9 miles. It took its 200-man crew over six hours to re-assemble it on the site. While thinking about a fitting name for this phat weapon, Alfred Krupp watches his phat wife walk by. Her name was Bertha and the rest is history.


This entire history lesson is true in every detail so hopefully you kids got some education out of reading it. Now, if really needed, you can watch the demo. The 8 was kinda generous, but I'm sure Krupp, his phat wife and even that wanker Sir William Robertson are laughing from their graves.