So Novice starts off bottom left and RVD starts top right. Nov goes bomber and does some good damage which stops RVD's airlab coming online for a while. He then reclaims all the rocks with air and gets skeets around the isles. RVD bombs back and gets skeets up later but Nov is still ahead dgunning everything on the peanut isle and going pels. RVD goes pels on the bottom right isle and roaches Nov twice as he comm rushes top when 3 roaches kill a comm. RVD builds top up again after Nov retreats.
He retreats and masses up the crusaders and uses a smart group of pels cleverly controlled on his mates pc round the back to kill a few metals and tidals, and RVD stops building resources. He moves back with all of his units which lets Nov reclaim a lot of wrecks in the centre to power more crusaders out. RVD sends his bombers over Nov's skeets 3 or 4 times and says 'wtf? are u hacking me? lol' to which Nov replies 'lmao, ok son.'
At the end we see subs, hawks, a bb, an English player making a lot more crusaders than an Irish player, the end gg 2-0 yo