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Game Name Sissieboy owes me 39 minutes. Game Date 03/11/2002 Review Date 01/05/2003
Map Sail Away Rating 1 Reviewer Cytree
Game Type FFA     DOWNLOAD
  Players Team Building Unit Control     Players Team Building Unit Control
Player 1 CBB_Sissieboy 1 1 1   Player 5
Player 2 ComMiguel 2 1 1   Player 6
Player 3 Cervantes 3 1 1   Player 7
Player 4 Sporefrog 4 1 1   Player 8
Here I begin my return to reviewing. I began that return with a smile. I'm not smiling anymore. This is the single worst game of TA i have ever seen. There is no point to this demo at all. The only possible excuse i can think of is that they wanted help. There is so much wrong that it would take me pages to list the level one mistakes alone.

ComMiguel: At one point he walks his com accross the entire screen to dgun 4 skeeters off of Cervantes shore. That was his only offensive move and was also the new record for world's slowest com rush. His highlight was losing his base and then building a giant box of DT for his commander to make an underwater metal storage in. When he failed to close the box in time he was forced to reclain part of it to flee.

Cervantes: He spells his name by alternating the capital letters with the lower case letters. That was his only offensive move. His highlight was sparking three mohos and having more more air cons that Sporefrog had missle towers (see below)

CBB_Sissieboy: He was the best player in this game. Then again a one eyed man is king in the land of the blind. His highlight was staging the single largest assault in the game. There tears of joy on my cheeks to see a unit firing in anger.

and then we have Sporefrog: Sporefrog built a line of 15 naval missle towers side by side. I thought that was funny, then he built 2 more lines of 20, I thought that was funny, then he connected all three lines and his base was enclosed in a virtually unbroken line of towers. He then spent 28 minutes building subs and fibbers. His highlight was watching his line of rocket towers destroyed by 15 pelicans.

I know you are all sitting there saying "Cytree that is not the way you are supposed to review!" I answer you with this quote.

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)