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Game Name In a van down by the river Game Date 07/01/2003 Review Date 07/18/2003
Map Gods of War Rating 7 Reviewer swe_abe
Game Type FFA     DOWNLOAD
  Players Team Building Unit Control     Players Team Building Unit Control
Player 1 Nanito187 A 6 6   Player 5 Akula187 E 6 6
Player 2 BL4CK_PaNtheR B 6 6   Player 6
Player 3 Ak_Phobos C 6 6   Player 7
Player 4 B14CK_SpH3R3 D 6 6   Player 8
These 5 guys were sitting down in the basement chweing on coke leaves for three hours before playing this game. Needless to say, they are a bit sloppy, but very motivated.

Now, I donīt laugh at JR_ or Kokani, and I donīt see anything fun in owning newbies, com bombing allies or winning a game with nothing but cons. Thatīs the usual TA comedy that can be found on this site. But this game, is damn funny.

None of the players are very serious about the game, but they donīt just fool around. They have some kind of plan. Iīll give an example. Akula, who is stuck on the "penis island" conqures the little one-mex-island in the middle with the help of an Valkyrie and a variety of units for protection. The rarely seen Mortie, Dominator, Crasher combo to be precise. His plan eventually fails and Akula curse all the other players for being mean before he change plan and go for a Krogoth.

Thatīs how this game is played, from start to finish. A semi-serious FFA with plenty of spam and commentary to make it entertaining. Skill might be nice to see, but games like this are needed to lighten up. Many unexpected strats, comebacks and unpredictable ending.

GoW in a van down by the river!

(At least ReD1RuM should catch the reference)